Of course I celebrate National Pancake Day – I’m as flat

I've been told I'm flat as a pancake, what do you guys think?

I've been told I'm flat as a pancake, what do you guys think

I've been told I'm flat as a pancake, what do you guys think

I've been told I'm flat as a pancake, what do you guys think

I've been told I'm flat as a pancake, what do you guys think?

I've been told I'm too flat to be fuckable, what do you guys

I was told I was too flat to be fuckable, what do you guys think

I've been told I'm too flat to be fuckable, what do you guys

I've been told that flat girls like me don't turn guys on, is

I've been told I'm flat as a pancake, what do you guys think?

I've been told I'm flat as a pancake, what do you guys think?