Is this seat taken? (◕દ◕)

Oh, is this seat taken?

excuse me, is that seat taken? [f]

Is this seat (your face) taken? ;)

Is this seat already taken?

Hey, is this seat taken?

Is this seat taken?

*points to your face* is this seat taken?

Seat taken?

*points to your face* is this seat taken?

is this seat taken?

"Hey is that seat taken? No no, I meant your lap..."