Me & my goon bud were straight 5 minutes before but now he couldn't

I smiled my long legs resting on my desk, their lawyer began

Bud and I went on vacation, not together, but when he saw me

What my buddy sees when I say "I swear I'm still straight"

Your son was soo anxious for his upcoming date.. he couldn't

How could this be gay?? I even locked mine up so our dicks couldn't

Alright, straight up, this is gay. Not even gonna bother trying

If you're a straight guy who's older than 20 and wants to taste

Say "hi" if you're a straight men and I made you hard

My bro asked if he could train with me for his first time with

He asked nicely to use the back door, I couldn’t say no

Don’t forget to say “no homo” buddy. I promise you it’s