If only my fiends knew that reddit brings the slut out of me

If only my Tinder date that bailed on me last night knew I was

If only my Tinder date that bailed on me last night knew I was

If only my Tinder date that bailed on me last night knew I was

My tinder date really loves anal, so our night inevitably ended

If only my mother knew what i did in the kitchen while she was

If only my mother knew what i did in the kitchen while she was

My Tinder date fucked me so good last night!

Not me yelling “push my head down and fuck me like a whore”

Not me yelling “push my head down and fuck me like a whore”

If only my Reddit followers all lived on the same street as me!

My tinder date couldn’t fuck me like the slut I am. Could you