If only my Tinder date that bailed on me last night knew I was

If only my Tinder date that bailed on me last night knew I was

If only my Tinder date that bailed on me last night knew I was

If only my Tinder date that bailed on me last night knew I was

If only my Tinder date that bailed on me last night knew I was

If only you could see the look on her face. You can tell she

Not me yelling “push my head down and fuck me like a whore”

My regular hookup is out of town and my tinder dates keep canceling!

If you don't throw that ass on me I'm going to beat it up

My ex never went down on me cuz he said I was to hairy

My tinder date fucked my ass right away while my hubby was away

My dad adores that thongs on me