original post: https://redd.it/loi2jt
My roommate doesn't call me by my name anymore. He only acknowledges me as "fleshlight"
FantasyIsland by sothisshit
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Can't seem to get the reddit admins to give a shit about the
I love it when they call me mistress π
Nothing beats the sound of girldick sliding through a fleshlight
Fucking myself with my BBC while my roommate is next door!
Hubby wonβt get off call of duty, so I got on tinder.
Call it hurricane head
Hello, I'm doing a live sexting session and video call, dick
She came over to interview to be my new roommate, little did
I give her good head.. I call that brainstorming.. π¦ππ
They call me the impaler
Born in the 80s, milf, your alarm clock is my mouth.. Iβd call
we call this pound cake