MMC after I get eaten by an escalator

MMC after I get duked and knocked out

MMC after I try to enter the Capitol (NSFW)

MMC after I jump to the side of an escalator and get electrocuted

MMC after I jump off a building

MMC after I go flying after smashing into a car

MMC after I get burned alive after being accused of selling rifles

MMC after our office building exploded after we illegally manufacture

MMC after I practice for a world record motorcycle jump

MMC after I got drunk and jumped in a lake

MMC after we're thrown out of the back of a van after a crash

can we play after this, daddy? [r/NSFW_RoughAmerican]