Handsfree unloading on my shirt

Oops I got my shirt wet (f)

Shoot for the ceiling, land on your shirt

Oops my shirt is wet 💦

Oops, got some on my shirt.

Oops, think I might need a new t-shirt

Making a mess of my shirt

Oops, got cum all over my shirt

My boss once asked me what I'm most proud of, and I felt like

oops my shirt fell off... totallyy an accident

Oops they fell out of my shirt 😈

Oops, I'm all out of condoms... Is that going to be a problem?