Perfect alarm to wake up and goon to

I’d take a wedgie wake up over an alarm clock any day🤷‍♀️⏰

Who needs an alarm clock when you have me to wake you up [MF]

Your new alarm clock here to wake you up

I hope you don’t mind me replacing your alarm clock with me

This is a way better way to wake up no need for an alarm clock

I ditched my alarm clock to wake up like this

I’m from the 80s. Rather than use modern tech as an alarm clock,

I ditched my alarm clock to wake up like this

I’m from the 80s. Rather than use modern tech as an alarm clock,

I ditched my alarm clock to wake up like this

Slap that gym butt hard in the morning so the neighbor doesn't