You paid for your GF's Uber ride home. Half an hour later you

Gonna have some fun tonight.

Her throat is not gonna satisfy him for long and he has already

New toy who dis. I'm gonna shave later tonight. I can't stand

[M4F] "I'm sorry, I can't make it tonight. My wife is at home,"

Tonight she stays a bit later. She'll call you tomorrow

Hey babe, don’t be mad but I looked at your browser history

Hey babe, don’t be mad but I looked at your browser history

Hey babe, don’t be mad but I looked at your browser history

Hey babe, don’t be mad but I looked at your browser history

anyone else on the 95 express lanes headed south? 😏 gonna

We're definitely gonna keep it straight tonight, right bud? *2