I was a hot, busty, young, blonde girl at my university, but

John Mayer said your body is a wonderland, but I’m thinking

Standing there in front of me with her mouth agape and slack-jawed,

My professor accidentally created a formula that made him into

She said her bf has a small dick so I let her try sucking mine

Sorry buddy she said mine is her favourite dick

My friend said she wanted to eat pussy but never had a chance.

My friend said she always wanted to eat pussy but never had a

My friend said get a grip so I gave him mine

a redditor said mine is “one of the best asses on Reddit.”

He said he never had a tongue like mine before

[M4A] "This is what you get for talking back to me, you pathetic