Looking for a lap to sit on... or face

I’m looking for a good place where I can sit, can I use your

Looking for a face to sit on, any takers?

Looking for a face to sit on, any takers?

Looking for a face to sit on.. any takers?

Looking for a face to sit on, any takers?

looking for a face to sit on, any takers? [f]

Would u let me sit on ur face?)

Looking for a face to sit on, any takers?

Looking for a face to sit on, any takers?

I'm looking for a place to sit... Is your face available?

Looking for a Face to Sit On