I'm already late for class but I need to clean it off

I was running late to my class and I think this professor kept

Cheeks are red from showing up late to class

This is why I’m always late for class

Definitely going to be late to class

Late to class because I couldn’t stop fucking myself this morning

Why I’m always late to class

f18 Dressing up always makes me late for class

I was late for class because I was touching myself

My frat boy roommate forgot to pull out and now l'm late for

We are going to be late for class again

Is it bad that I can’t stop touching myself in class?