You and your friends were arguing about who's the better at sloppily

Since you so rudely decided not to invite me to your wedding,

Happy 4th! Would you invite me to your pool party?

would you invite me to your house?

Would you invite me to your bed?

Would you invite me to your dorm for fun?

INVITE ME TO YOUR HOUSE AND WHEN YOUR WIFE GETS CARELESS, I'LL

(21) Would you invite me to your sleepover?

Invite me to your Halloween party and I’ll blow you and every

Your wife regrets inviting me to your house because I can please

Invite me to you next party and let me put on a show

Invite me to your apartment, and I'll bring nothing but my body