"Hey bro lol found your girl at my party. She shouldn't be out

Parents shouldn’t have left us home alone

Left my girl at home with my flatmate to go to the gym..

“Thanks for last night bro” the girl on the left says. “I

Cuck went out on a boys night out and left his girl home alone,

My lil bro(you) got cursed by a witch and on a new moon turned

Left home alone shouldn’t have came on here now I feel so weak

Gf left her home girl alone wit me 🍆🥵‼️

The weird girl next door moved back in with her parents and

"Behold my fetishinator!" were the last words i heard before

When you got a taxi to get home but then you realized that you

I'm a good girl so i left my panties at home... I think it's