Mom blew off her anniversary dinner with my Dad to spend the

Wanna skip class and fuck instead?

Thanksgiving dinner is overrated. Eat me instead.

Skip dinner and eat me instead tonight

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

My ex hates me for sending him nudes...can I send it to you instead?

Hope you like your dinner tonight

Skip dinner and eat me instead

Skip dinner and eat me instead

oh you're home, im sorry i forgot to cook dinner, but I have

If I said cancel dinner let’s fuck instead how would you feel?

What would you say, if I offered you to sit on your face instead