Heading to the UPS Store to mail a pair of cream-pied panties

If I wear this dress on our date, I expect to end the night with

Getting cream pied in my dress

When was the last time you cream pied a blonde girl with thick

I wear this dress to our first date, will I be cream pied?

If I wear this dress for our date it’s only fair you cream

The best way to wear a dress is with no panties and no one can

If I wear this dress out, I better get cream pied by the end

I'm getting cream pied in this dress BTBF

If I wear this dress on our date, I expect to end the night with

If I wear this dress on our date, I expect to end the night with

If I wear this dress for our date it’s only fair you cream