Actual human beings: “Wanna hang out tonight?” Me: “Sorry,

Have big plans on me tonight…

It's Saturday, what are your plans? I'm about to suck and ride

She was a goddess, her curves and big ass were enough to make

Cancel your plans tonight and have me tonight instead

Oh I’m sorry, babe. I knew you had big dinner plans for us

I have big plans for you tonight... what do you think I’m thinking?

Big plans for you tonight 😈😏

I hope you have big plans for my ass tonight

Big plans tonight?

Any exciting plans for tonight..

Got any big plans tonight?