original post: https://redd.it/9txpda
SLPT: When drinking champagne make sure you tap the bottom of the bottle and put your mouth over it.
ShittyLifeProTips by MyNameGifOreilly
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make sure you have a paddle in you shower in case I come over<3
Make sure you touch the back of my throat
Put your mouth on it next time
Put your mouth over it
Make sure you give the underside of the head plenty of attention!
I'm the master of seduction! Kneel and open your mouth 😎🫦
Put your mouth over here daddy
Put your mouth around it
Put your mouth where it belongs :)
It's almost Saturday night, so it's time for you to kneel and
Make sure you’re giving all of yourself to your Alphas, goon
This is what it looks like when a girl actually likes to feel