my friends always say "your boobs aren't even that big" little

my friends say I'm single because my ass is too big :(

my friends said im still single because my ass is too phat

my friends say I'm single because my ass is too big :(

my friends say I'm single because my ass is too big :(

my friends say I'm single because my ass is too big :(

my friends say I'm single because my ass is too big :(

my friends say I'm single because my ass is too big :(

my friends say I'm single because my ass is too big :(

my friends say I'm single because my ass is too big :(

my friends say I'm single because my ass is too big :(

If we were friends, what words would I have to say to convince