Couldn't touch myself all weekend. Shot the wall behind my head...

Nearly shot myself in the face

Almost shot myself in the face with this one

I may or may not have got myself in the face with a few of those

Got myself in the face with this blast

Shot myself in the face

Didn’t edge myself enough… at least it shot kinda far?

I shot my face

Ruined myself but still shot some massive ropes ☺️ felt like

Shot myself in the face on the third rope. Whoops

Nearly hit myself in the face with this thick load

Hit myself in the face! At 50 I’ve still got it