Definitely going to buy some Big Game Liquid Slam now

Your high school bully sent you a video of your girlfriend Barbara

Imagine you on your way to buy groceries

Hendrix and Klein High Quality Spray Paint. Buy it now at Iggy’s

Somewhere in Russia a drunk guy tries to buy vodka

Want to buy…

“That’s you in there, isn’t it… Brad?” I ask accusingly.

“That’s you in there, isn’t it… Brad?” I ask accusingly.

I like when men buy me jewelry

Buy a good pair of slippers next time.

**Try Before You Buy: A Steamy Story of a Dressing Room Encounter**

I made sure to marry a man that knows how to buy jewelry 💎🖤