Why does my thumbnail do this?

Why did the sperm cross the road

Why did noone tell me this was called Tongue Thursday? The wasted

Why did the woman turn around, do you think she knows what I

Why did the woman turn around, do you think she knows what I

Why did the panty cross the road? To get to the other cheek!

Why does my finger do this?

Why did the carrot refuse to be peeled? It didn't want to be

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor? Because it

Why did the lemon break up with the lime? It found out the lime

Why did the carrot refuse to be peeled? It didn't want to be

Why did the strawberry break up with the grape? Because it was