Technically, we never even touched...

Never Undervalue Your Coworker

Never wear a bra. Ever.

Here is why women drive so bad

Oh? You could never go vegan because of....?

That explains why she's so stressed out!

Come on loser I know you're there

She never fails to impress me with her beauty!

I know you've never been with a virgin, so here I am

Washing your cum from my boobs so he will never notice

This is why all my guy friends like me

Never miss a chance to give head