I gave my gf best anniversary gift. I asked her ex to come and

I am prepared for bed

I believe that I am the ideal size to be tossed around in bed.

I am prepared for bed

I am prepared for bed

I am prepared for bed

I am prepared for bed

I am prepared for bed

I am prepared for bed

I am prepared for bed

I am prepared for bed

I am prepared for bed hehehe...are you