I love hanging out with all my friends at my buddy's house, but

i’ll never leave the house again

I never leave the house without one.

Never leave the house without my trusty sidekick

As your nurse I promise to never let you leave the house hungry

You'll never leave the house with a boner

A good girlfriend never lets him leave the house with his balls

I never leave the house without my plug

I can piss all over you, I promise you'll never leave the house

Why waste my life when I have a perfect family business with

With my fucking machine, I never need to leave the house again

If I was your gf, we would never leave the house