My bud put on gay porn and said it was a great way to spice up

My Bro has great ideas, this way its not gay because there's

I told my bud christmas wasn’t gonna be too great this year.

My bitch of a gf broke up with me and I’ve been so pent up.

Its not gay if I just love the sound of a great cock sliding

My bud couldn't find a girl to indulge his breeding kink, so

My beta bud loves polishing my fat, sweaty 9 inch cock after

It's only gay if you stop staring at my boobs, bro.

“You ever wanted to do a gang bang?” My bud asks. I nod.

When I told you I needed a blowjob, I didn't expect you to offer!

Dont worry bro its not gay if i have boobs

I'm only a cocksucker if she's got great tits cause otherwise