why watch soccer when you can finger yourself in the bathroom

Why watch the game when you can show off your ass in the bathroom?

Why do squats at the gym when you can do this instead? 😇

can i roll around in your bed instead?

can i roll around in your bed instead?

can i roll around in your bed instead?

Why would you jack off when I can do this to your cock instead

Why would you ever jack off when I can do this to your BWC instead…

What a waste going down the drain when it could have gone in

Why go to the beach when you can have waves crashing on you at

Why go to the gym when you can just have sex?

Why go to the gym when you can just have sex