Excuse me, sir, may I take a sit on your face?

Excuse me sir, I am very tired, can I sit on your face?

Excuse me, I will sit on you

Excuse me, can I sit here ?

"Excuse me, have you got a face I can borrow to sit on please?"

Excuse me, I will sit on you

Excuse, I'll sit on your face and give you a hot fart.

Excuse me, can I sit on your face?

Excuse me, where can I sit

Excuse me, can I sit on your face?

Excuse me, can I sit here?

Excuse me can I sit here?