Elijah Knight was a typical farm boy growing up in the heartland

He wasn't even close to legal. But look at that hole and tell

Best Kept Secret

Leana Loving was a beautiful woman with a secret passion for

Well kept secret

The Caption family was a close-knit group, but there was one

The Ass Babe was barely legal, but her curves were undeniable.

"Big, Bad, and Brainy: Her Backdoor's Best-Kept Secret" Are you

The best secret is kept between me and my husbands best friend

I can be your best-kept secret or your wildest fantasy

I've kept this a secret, but I'm prepared to reveal everything

I’m about to become your best-kept secret