This counts as whipping it out right?

Fucking outside counts as working out, right?

Taking videos of myself counts as something to do right? 😜

Count as joi? Right?

Pastel goth still counts as goth, right?

Twerking counts as today's workout, right daddy?

As hard as I want too

My Dildo still counts as Solo, right? 🤔

Count as rape the secretary

As if being tied up and locked in a tiny chastity cage wasn't

This counts as a one piece right?

My ex used to tell me sucking cock doesn't count as cheating,