If you don’t have any plans for dinner tonight maybe you’d

skip dinner and eat me instead (f)

I’ll make you dinner if you’ll eat me for dessert…deal?

If you don’t have any plans for breakfast this morning maybe

If you don’t have any plans for lunch today maybe you’d like

If you don’t have any plans for lunch today, maybe you’d

If you don’t have any plans for breakfast maybe you could come

If you don’t have any plans for breakfast, maybe you could

Maybe I could persuade you to eat out for dinner tonight… [F]

I'll make you dinner every day just please eat my ass

I'm not a good cook so maybe you could just eat my ass for dinner[F]

Maybe skip dinner tonight and eat me instead