Your landlord said he’d lower rent if he could jerk you off.

My bud said jerking me off would be gay so we compromised

I know I said I wouldn’t act too gay.. yet here I am with your

5 hours into asking bud for a "quick 10 min goon sesh"

C'mon, you said it'd take you 2 mins to goon yourself if you

My goon bud said it was only gay if he came inside me, but when

My bud said he wasn’t gay but he really wanted to suck my cock

10 min into the goon session and bro is starting to act strange

My bud insisted this wasn't gay, so I let him do it. After he

My step dad said I was gay because I liked to fuck my buds. He

My bud said it wasnf gay because he needed to take his meds (rp)

"nothing gay this goon session bro" 10 minutes later he's bouncing