Please take the place as my favored Reddit crush.

How does being my Reddit crush sound?

Please, I invite you to be my adored Reddit crush.

Will you ascend to be my number one Reddit crush?

Are you possibly my Reddit crush?

Could you be my Reddit crush?

Could you be my Reddit crush?

Would you like to be my top Reddit crush?

Would you like to be my top Reddit crush?

19, always horny and looking for a reddit crush to get dirty

When the Reddit crush finally becomes reality.

Just trying to get my Reddit crush’s attention…