This is my big boy dildo

This is my government sanctioned 1 form of exercise today, stretching.

This is my biggest accumplishment of the day

This is my first time making one of these; what do you think?

🍆This Is My Big Dick Dance😅

This is my first ever! 3D scan of my Silver Oz. Not for sale,

This is my biggest toy. It takes me a second to warm up but I

This is my cardio for the day

This is my idea of getting rid of stress

This is my idea of getting rid of stress

This is my idea of getting rid of stress

This is going to be the story of: How I met your mother