When you don't need your personal chef or maid at the moment

When your dumbass friends think you lost the bet, but you actually

When your wife drinks too much at the company event

You always have to be on your best behavior when your long distance

That feeling when your bull slides in you for the first time

Touch your tiny dick and look at my pixels.

You Won't Believe What Happened When She Saw His Big Dick! Get

The most akward moment when skinny dipping: not being able to

When your GF agreed to fuck your bully to get you some protection

My nipples, warm and tempting, seem ready to be caught between

If I teased your tiny dick, would you still want to date me

This is how id greet you at the door