Excuse me, sir! Can I please sit on your face? [OC]

Excuse me sir but can I sit on your face?

Excuse me, sir! Can I please sit on your face? [OC]

Sir! Excuse me! Can I sit on your face?

Excuse me sir! Can I sit this on your face please?

Can I please sit on your face instead sir

Sir, please put your face below and I'll sit on it

Sir! Excuse me! Can I sit on your face?

Sir! Excuse me! Can I sit on your face?

"Excuse me, have you got a face I can borrow to sit on please?"

Excuse me sir..can I sit on your face please

Excuse me sir, can I please sit on ur face?