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They Call me a drum... Because I Need Somebody to Tap me....
CollegeAmateurs by CoachRemarkable
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They call me coffee because I grind so fine.
They call me the GoverningBoobiez in part because of my pair
They call me a magician, because I made your wife disappear :x
They call me for their bachelor parties because I’m the best