Wait for it.... #SPANKED - first date was at a tiny bar not far

Would you wave at me as I walked by your house?

tubeIt was a beautiful day for a first date. The sun was shining

The sun was shining brightly as the MILF stepped out of her house,

My bully was a woman, so I could never get back at her, she eventually

The night was dark and the air was thick with anticipation. She

Would you mind if I walked around your house naked?

Walked out the house just like this to get food 😭😭 im available

He challenged me to step outside our house naked, it was such

He challenged me to step outside our house naked, it was such

I call you to my house first, then I call you on a date

If I invited you to my house and you walked in and caught me