original post: https://redd.it/l4jquh
They Call me a drum... Because I Need Somebody to Tap me....
xsmallgirls by CoachRemarkable
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Wait until you see my tits. They call me a unicorn because of
They call me a magician, because I made your wife disappear :x
They don't call me Tight Ass because I'm stingy! š
They call me for their bachelor parties because Iām the best
They call me 'The Tease' because once you get a taste of what
They call me Messi because this is my 8th time making you cum
