I text you: “My GF just broke up with me buddy” 2 hours later:

Fuck buddy…I’m so glad you lost the bet and have to be my

Bet you cant choose which hole to fuck

I bet you wish you were her don’t you gooner? You wanna be

Bet you cant choose which hole to fuck

Bet you cant choose which hole to fuck

In desperate need of a gooner fuck buddy

looking at her but imagining my old fuck buddy

My Goon Buddy had plans to buy me clothes and fuck me after I

lost a bet with my goonbud.. since he won, he got to fuck my

When your girl lost a bet and hast to give your buddy a blowjob.

You lost a bet and now you have a choice. Either your buddy can