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If I were a fruit, I’d be a fineapple
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if I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your
If I were a toy I’d be Peel-N-Play Andi
If there were pants nearby I'd be wearing them
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If I were your girlfriend, I'd be busy sucking your cock all
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