Christening my new dildo 💙

I want to decorate my ass for the New Year!

Christening the new couch on my knees

When she tells you the new coach is good

Christening the spare room

The new girl next door takes sexting pretty seriously

The only flat part of my body is my belly [drop]

The only flat thing here is my belly

The only flat thing here is my belly

The new promo vid is almost done. Well, since I can’t stop

The office was abuzz with the news that the new employee was

Christening my new car in a very wet fashion