Today was my birthday, however I never used to get any gifts

Oh hey bro your girl came over early, I’ll keep her company

Bro u never told me ur that big

My bud wouldn't stop laughing when I told him I've never fucked

Hey bro your girl came over, I’ll keep her company while you’re

Hey bro! Got to your place early so I’m just chilling here

"Bro, never knew your girl can throat my BBC that good! Pretty

When your girl told me she’s never been on a yacht before I

Hey! Only my finger ugh~ your girl can suck me off but your not

Hey bro sorry about your accident I’ll keep your girl company

My girl loved it to walk around the house in her shortest skirts

"Hey man you never told me your girl was pregnant!" You got a