Earmuffs

Do you like your earmuffs?

Interested in a pair of centaur legs?

Does anyone need a nice pair of earmuffs this winter? My thighs

Who needs a sexy pair of earmuffs?

I want a pair of shoulders to rest on or a head to squeeze

They make the perfect earmuffs

Thick thighs make perfect earmuffs. Come try them out

Thick thighs make great earmuffs

Who wants to wear my thick thighs as earmuffs

You’ll feel better between a pair of thick thighs

Wear me as a pair of earmuffs