What if we were on our first date… I didn’t tell you that

What if we were on our first date… I didn’t tell you that

What if we were on our first date… I didn’t tell you that

What she didn't tell you was that afterwards, she blew the landlord

Your dealer scares you — you always hide when he shows up for

The emo goth girl was feeling naughty and wanted to try something

Your gf tells your bully that she saves her a virginity for her

Your gf found your gooning account and didn't tell you, but when

I saw your sister walking and gave her a ride she'd never forget.

Your sister wasn't lying when you asked where she went off to,

Your girlfriend told you that she was going out on a girls night,

Your girlfriend told you that she was going out on a girls night,