drinking my spit from a jar is the closest you'll ever get to

What has been your longest goon ever? Only real responses!

What is the longest u have ever gooned 4? Real answers only!

Give Them A Real Big Boy (Credit:@hujkok)

Nothing will ever compare to the real thing 🤤🤤🤤

Been with a fair few guys but yet no one ever covered me like

Look up, loser, these balls are the closest thing you’ll ever

Suck it up, sissy, this is the closest you’ll ever get to a

Ohh poor boy! Look at u, look at all the weird faces u put while

Let's be real here: no gooner would ever pull out.

Ever since my bud figured out my balls are my weak spot he's

Have you ever had a dream that you were so sure was real? What