Why does your "straight" goon session with your bud always ends

It was supposed to be a normal straight goon session but then

My goon bud lied about this being a straight session. I loved

Me and my Bud *2 minutes into our Totally “STRAIGHT” GOONING

Why is it the more my bud and I insist on a straight jerk session

Alright fine bud.. just one kiss and then back to gooning to

Fuck bud.. I thought this was a straight goon session.. why are

It was supposed to be a “straight” session, but I got way

Mm bud.. this was supposed to be a straight session.. you sure

Bud? This was supposed to be "straight session" but now my cock

It was just supposed to be a straight gooning session, I promise!

Bud why are you teasing me like that? This should be a straight