“I’m not gay, dude. I’m just paying for the lift.”

“dude relax, you’re about to not care about what’s gay

So you're 100% certain this isn't gay dude? You said it was a

It’s not gay if you’re helping me with my pegging addiction

It’s not gay to give each other an oil massage dude

dude im not gay stop staring at my ass

It's not gay if you glaze me with your throat slime because you

Dude it's not gay for me to jerk you off like this. I'm literally

Dude shut up it's not gay. Also this is your fault for having

Dude my girl is coming home any minute and you are still getting

Dude it's ok, I have long hair... it's not gay at all...

When I got pulled over for speeding, I was pissed cause the cop