Girth makes me look smaller, but it's still hard to hide.

It's difficult to hide when I'm hard. Luckily I'm easy to please.

Hard to hide this monster

Tough to conceal this weapon when it’s hard

It’s tough to hide this when it’s hard

It’s tough to hide it when it’s hard 🍆

It’s tough to hide it when it’s hard 🥵

It’s tough to hide it when i get hard

It’s tough to hide it when I’m hard

It’s really hard to hide this in my pants 😩

It’s tough to hide it when I’m hard

So hard to hide